It was recently learned the Declaration of Independence was written with the first Bic erasable pen. Just yesterday, President Trump was found at a local library with the Declaration of Independence. He was sitting in the “Fiction” section feverishly erasing several pages with his Bic erasable pen. He said he just wanted to see if […]
Last night at 2am Donald Trump and Joe Biden were seen at a rave party in Las Vegas. Nobody in the audience could believe what they saw next, Trump began going down on Biden. Biden yelled, “Jill, I am tired.” The police arrested both Trump and Biden for indecent exposure. Biden continued to refer to […]
The reflecting pool in front of the capitol will need to be updated once more with many more amenities added on to the existing structure. White House Spokesperson Lacy Williams explained, “After all the vandalism that took place that caused the paint to peel, we felt we had to do something. The president wants it […]