WASHINGTON, DC – After yet another video appeared to show President Donald Trump asleep during an Oval Office briefing, White House officials rushed to clarify that the president was not sleeping. “He was engaged in a Tactical Interlude,” explained Secretary of State Marco Rubio. “His eyes were closed, his head was tilted back, and he […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump is denying accusations that his upcoming White House UFC birthday event is a vanity project after reports revealed military personnel are being recruited to help fill seats for the June 14 spectacle event. “This is not for me,” Trump told reporters while standing inside a gold-plated octagon labeled TRUMP […]
As laws change, a big change just happened near the capital building last week. Stephen Miller was recently interviewed and had this to say, “You mean, It’s not legal?” Trump is pleased with this new legislation. He pulled out his sharpie and signed a pair of panties at a most recent press conference.