Eric Trump will now be in a full blown MMA match on the Straight of Hormuz. We spoke with Eric and here is what he had to say, “I have always wanted to go MMA style with that fat ass. My father has no chance but to find his face in my ass in the […]
WASHINGTON, DC – After yet another video appeared to show President Donald Trump asleep during an Oval Office briefing, White House officials rushed to clarify that the president was not sleeping. “He was engaged in a Tactical Interlude,” explained Secretary of State Marco Rubio. “His eyes were closed, his head was tilted back, and he […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump is denying accusations that his upcoming White House UFC birthday event is a vanity project after reports revealed military personnel are being recruited to help fill seats for the June 14 spectacle event. “This is not for me,” Trump told reporters while standing inside a gold-plated octagon labeled TRUMP […]