Lawmakers and lobbyists in DC have now made Father’s Day a daily holiday. Casmir Pulaski Day was a near second, but Father’s Day is primary according to lawmakers. Once a month, the new law has indicated a federally funded trip to Vegas (no hookers included, but heavily discounted and paid for by the federal government). […]
It was recently reported that Donald Trump Jr. had scabies, when in fact it was Hunter Biden. We spoke with Hunter and here is what he had to say, “I am guilty of having sex with a rabbit. It was consentual and its a mild STD. Oddly, rabbits are toppers. Can’t wait to meet my […]
Eric Trump will now be in a full blown MMA match on the Straight of Hormuz. We spoke with Eric and here is what he had to say, “I have always wanted to go MMA style with that fat ass. My father has no chance but to find his face in my ass in the […]