Don Jr. and Eric Trump Have Been Appointed to The Supreme Court

Change has been the common denominator in the US given the current political climate. As of yesterday, Don Jr. and Eric Trump are both now on the Supreme Court. We spoke with Don and here is what he had to say, “I can’t believe Eric is on it also! You would think severe brain damage would be enough for him not to be an elected official. I don’t start for another two weeks, since I am having my brain evaluated for CTE for the tenth time. I thought you couldn’t diagnose CTE unless you are dead. For some reason, they think they can with me. I don’t think I have any brain damage. It is all just genetic. Time for Baron to know he is adopted and I am his real father.”