Last night at 2am Donald Trump and Joe Biden were seen at a rave party in Las Vegas. Nobody in the audience could believe what they saw next, Trump began going down on Biden. Biden yelled, “Jill, I am tired.” The police arrested both Trump and Biden for indecent exposure. Biden continued to refer to […]
As the Middle East works to find common ground, a new agreement has been enacted providing free Coke slurpees to both Israel and Lebanon. This has been a constant battle between both countries. However, today the tides have turned. We expect further developments. It still remains clear you can cut off your dead uncles thumbs […]
Holidays are symbolic, but growing pubic hair for Shiite Muslims is a right of passage. Several Shiite Muslims can’t grow pubic hair, but even more experience growth that is concerning. This year will be a year of peace, tranquility and several cats coughing up hair balls (and some old lady who created a business making […]