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Musk Strongly Considers Being Gay
After a slew of women and having several children, Musk has called it quits being straight. We spoke with Musk...
JD (Just Delivered?) Vance’s son
Vice President JD Vance announced the birth of his baby boy, Chaise Chesterfield Vance. Although he did tell his wife...