Two Nordic Leaders Urge Putin to Manscape Twice a Week 
The Federal Government Lays Off Every Michigan Employee (Public and Private Sector) For Rooting for Michigan 
Macy Day Parade: Donald Trump Blows Up All Hot Air Balloons and Blows Himself 
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Trump Mistakes Spain’s World Cup Victory for His Own, Gets Booed by 80,000 Fans, Escorted Off Stage… Then Cropped Out of History
EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. - Spain won the 2026 FIFA World Cup Sunday. Apparently Donald Trump thought HE did. The evening...
No Glitter
Florida state representative John Winthrop has proposed a new bill that would make it illegal for strippers to wear glitter...
BREAKING: Scientists Finally Explain Why Erling Haaland Appears to Have Been Assembled in a Norwegian Sports Laboratory
OSLO, NORWAY - After years of studying Erling Haaland's astonishing combination of speed, strength, and goal-scoring ability, Norwegian scientists have...