Two Nordic Leaders Urge Putin to Manscape Twice a Week 
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Macy Day Parade: Donald Trump Blows Up All Hot Air Balloons and Blows Himself 
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Fauci Admits Covid Will Not Affect Your Belly Button
After further research, Fauci admitted that your belly button will remain an outie if infected by Covid. Even better, the...
BREAKING: KKK, Neo-Nazis, White Nationalists Announce Sweeping LGBTQ+ Rebrand in Bid to “Modernize Hate”
Pulaski, Tennessee - After years of failed boycotts, accidental self-sabotage, and repeatedly purchasing products from the exact companies they claimed...
Florida Man Detained Through Airport Security
TSA immediately pulled Tim Hicks to the side when they noticed how puffy he looked. Next, they took him into...