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THE BLUE TSUNAMI: DEMOCRATS HAVE STOLEN AMERICA BY GETTING MORE VOTES THAN REPUBLICANS! 
Saudi’s Gift Trump Porta Potty Locations Nationwide and Globally 
New Condiments Hit The Market at Grocery, We Think……. 
Trump Have a Third Term and Get Caught Jacking Off in The Oval Office 
Trump Mistakes Spain’s World Cup Victory for His Own, Gets Booed by 80,000 Fans, Escorted Off Stage… Then Cropped Out of History
EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. - Spain won the 2026 FIFA World Cup Sunday. Apparently Donald Trump thought HE did. The evening...
No Glitter
Florida state representative John Winthrop has proposed a new bill that would make it illegal for strippers to wear glitter...
BREAKING: Scientists Finally Explain Why Erling Haaland Appears to Have Been Assembled in a Norwegian Sports Laboratory
OSLO, NORWAY - After years of studying Erling Haaland's astonishing combination of speed, strength, and goal-scoring ability, Norwegian scientists have...