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Notre Dame and BYU to Play Top-10 College Football Matchup and Engage in Polygamy Following the Game 
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Supreme Court Votes That All Straight Men Can No Longer Participate in NCAA Sports
Moving forward, straight men can no longer participate in men's sports in all NCAA team sports. However, men's cheerleading and...
In Honor of the 4th of July the NHL is Giving Away Ted Kaczynski Jerseys
In honor of the 4th of July, the NHL feels the best way to celebrate, is by giving away Ted...
Harvard Student Sued University Over Creating Capital Gain Debt
Harvard student, Kapir Mash is suing Harvard for inflated tuition costs and his current capital gain tax. Kapir is in...