BREAKING: Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring War on Belgium!
"Nobody humiliates America 4-1 and keeps their waffles." - Donald J Trump WASHINGTON, DC - Following the United States' humiliating...
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The Department of Justice proudly presents... The Donald J. Trump White House Frequent Pardoner™ Program Because every repeat offender deserves...
BREAKING: White House Reportedly Testing New Slogan: “No Predator Left Behind”
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Reports that Donald Trump is weighing a pardon for Sean "Diddy" Combs have left legal scholars asking...
