BREAKING FLASHBACK: Trump Denies Sleeping During Peace Summit, Says He Was “Listening While Recharging”
Washington, D.C. - Donald Trump is once again denying claims that he fell asleep during an international peace summit back...
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BREAKING: Trump Says Americans “Need to Stop Obsessing Over Eggs” While Demanding $1 Billion for ‘The Most Beautiful Ballroom in Human History’
Washington, DC - Donald Trump stunned reporters after accidentally admitting he does not think about Americans’ financial struggles “even a...
BREAKING: Trump Declares Total War on “Alien Invaders,” Promises Space Force Will “Bomb the Moon if Necessary”
Washington, DC - America awoke in confusion Wednesday morning after Donald Trump held an emergency press conference from the White...
