Washington, DC – America awoke in confusion Wednesday morning after Donald Trump held an emergency press conference from the White House lawn to announce what he called “the greatest space-military operation in history.” Standing beside several nervous-looking generals and a guy dressed like Buzz Lightyear for reasons nobody explained, Trump declared that the United States […]
PALM SPRINGS, CA – In what organizers are calling “bigger than Woodstock” and Rolling Stone is calling “we’ll see,” music producers Steve Greenberg (Lipps Inc., “Funkytown”) and Tim Palmer (Cutting Crew, “(I Just) Died in Your Arms”) have announced a seven-day, seven-night festival featuring nothing but 1980s one-hit wonders performing their one hit, and then […]
DENTON, TX – What began as a way for college athletes to profit from their Name, Image, and Likeness (NIL) has now fully taken over youth sports. Some high school. Some younger. Children who still clap when they catch the ball are negotiating seven-figure endorsement deals. Leading the movement is Corey Hulliver, a 5-year-old T-ball […]