Lawmakers and lobbyists in DC have now made Father’s Day a daily holiday. Casmir Pulaski Day was a near second, but Father’s Day is primary according to lawmakers. Once a month, the new law has indicated a federally funded trip to Vegas (no hookers included, but heavily discounted and paid for by the federal government). […]
Luigi Mangione will no longer run for president and turned down a lucrative contract to be a porn star. He also admitted to deeply missing his Uncle Chuck Mangione who is most notable in the music world. He also said he was sorry for killing all of his stepbrothers. He claimed it was an accident. […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – For nearly twenty years, Americans laughed at the absurd world of the 2006 film “Idiocracy,” starring Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph, Dax Shepard, and Terry Crews. Assuming its depiction of a corporate-controlled, spectacle-obsessed future was intentionally ridiculous. This week, however, a panel of political scientists reportedly reclassified the film from “satire” to “historical […]