We spoke with Trump and here is what he had to say, “This is fantastic. I am into culture and into grabbing the cervix (I can’t say bad words anymore). The Iranians are beautiful people. So endearing and let you in once you are close enough. Mojtaba Khamenei is enjoying the company of Melania. He […]
Just this morning, the fatality of Officer Spermen is a mystery. After eating 13 donuts, he was later found dead right outside of the local donut shop in Lincolnwood, Illinois in his cruiser drenched in coffee and donut vomit. We spoke with the captain of his division and here is what he had to say, […]
Bill Sparks of Altoona, PA has a family owned sheet metal business. No employees or workers, just himself. In Altoona proper today, he decided to do an all afternoon strike against his boss (himself). We spoke with him and here is what he had to say, ” I hate me. I just don’t understand why […]