Texas Marijuana Law: Because Apparently Common Sense Is a Controlled Substance
Austin, TX - Texas has apparently decided that marijuana is dangerous enough to ban. However, not dangerous enough to stop...
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Trump Orders the FBI to Probe his Butthole and Bidens “Two for One”
After further discussion, Trump has ordered the FBI to probe his butthole as well as Bidens. He did mention he...
Trump Shrieked “Open The Straight of Hormuz and Six Flags and Get Me 2 Churros and Let’s Bring Back the Funnel Cake”
As there are talks going on for the Straight of Hormuz to open, there is also open negotiations to open...
