Pebble Beach has always been a course that is prolific all by itself. However, it has recently become the destination of Jesus. He has been sited every Friday for the last month at Pebble Beach. He has also stated he is not a he/him. Jesus said, “I play as a onesome. I also gotta lose […]
COLUMBIA, S.C. – Following the death of Senator Lindsey Graham, South Carolina Governor Henry McMaster announced the temporary appointment of Graham’s sister, Darline Graham Nordone, to the US Senate, prompting millions of Americans to ask the same question: “Wait… that’s how this works?” To be fair, it IS legal under South Carolina law. Which somehow […]
“Nobody humiliates America 4-1 and keeps their waffles.” – Donald J Trump WASHINGTON, DC – Following the United States‘ humiliating 4-1 World Cup loss to Belgium, an enraged President Donald Trump announced the immediate launch of “Operation Belgium Freedom,“ a radical plan to abolish anything Belgium-related from American life. Standing before reporters with a black […]